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Solved Demotivational Poster


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TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.73/5

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MychaelDark - March 3, 2016, 2:24 pm
There's nothing left here for me to say other than: I;m a Motifake reader and I approve this message.
5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am
Now I imagine my gf crapping n**** on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, n****? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am
Excellent!


REVELATIONS -


TAGS: malaysia airline airplane unsolved mystery
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 12:21 am
Which probably explains why my “Conspirifake" never was replied to :-/
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:45 am
Isn't it possible that the 239 passengers wanted to view Lambeau Field and the pilot took a 9,134 mile diversion? Once this comment has been gleaned by Big Bro, Uggy will not be posting many comments for the foreseeable future!
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:41 am
Uggy noticed a Malaysia Air jetliner on Monday flying over his new apartment less than a mile from Lambeau Field in bright sunlight. Needed no radar at all. How come nobody is quoting Ughomer in this international hub-bub?


ADVISE - “When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.” OK, But When Can I Use This?


TAGS: anger club resolved
Rating: 4.75/5

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dslohand - September 21, 2012, 7:55 pm
I keep thinking "get my sandwich b****" but i fear another headache lol 5 lumps for sharing Thanks
rerun - September 17, 2012, 9:03 pm

Saturday nights are always a little off.
Vinxman - September 17, 2012, 10:08 am
Getting ready for a zombie apocalypse, or just a wild Saturday night?
GaryO - September 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
DAYAM!!


DRINKING SOLUTION -


TAGS: problem solved chemically mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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mariand - January 15, 2013, 5:29 pm
cheers mao...
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:00 pm
Looks Good 5 Big Sh**s L's


2 BIRDS, 1 STONE -


TAGS: outsourced labour problem solved
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
nice


SINKING -


TAGS: pzy drowning thinking problem solved
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - May 30, 2011, 10:46 pm
lol


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